Rajat Dutta: Gyan Dev Ahuja

A BJP MLA from Rajasthan has condemned JNU, or should I say `condomed’ JNU.

JNU, it’s said, has a penchant for the condom
It’s use here is continuous, and disposal random.

You get condoms in classrooms, and in the library,
In rooms, in the dhaba and under every possible tree.

In fact in JNU there’s even a good condom nursery,
Where condoms flower, grow, and are available for free.

The use of condoms is huge, in thousands per night
Give or take a few, the numbers needn’t be right.

These the MLA has found, and despite our groans,
We think his party likes counting used condoms.

— February 24

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